Darwin triumphs
Classic: Simple Slip costed his life
If that happened 1 billion times the world would be a better place
Slipped on a surprisingly small splattering of Indori diarrhea.
He had it coming all along.
Shouldn't have 6 year olds moving tables bigger than them across slippery shit stained floors
They knew exactly what to do. In India, if you suspect a spinal injury stand them up straight away. They usually start walking and talking again and get back to work.
Damn it, it was bound to happen sooner or later anyway, at least it can save India some electricity.