I hope he is right handed
Man`s Palm Chopped Off During Gang Raid In Nigeria
He said: "My family is very poor, we don't have a single penny. Who wants to buy this hand to make soup..."
Clarence Bodecker, one of the best baddie lines ever:
"Well, give the man a hand!"....
Rosey palm and her five friends! He should jack himself off with hand in hand!
He will continue to steal with his right hand, but now he takes only half his usual capacity.
No more wanky wanky nor Spanky Spanky! Just cranky cranky! Nigeria needs to be NUKED?
Guess he got too touchy feely with someone. Now he just wants someone to heat it up for him in the microwave for dinner.
Prince discovers the difference between Day Old Hand for surgery versus Day Old Donut for breakfast.