Texas: Man suffers severe burns following basement gas explosion

Don't do meth kids.

He keeps fun things in his basement

It's Texas, fucking shoot him!

bet his meth lab blew up

damn ur cock is big

Maybe the flames shrunk his dick

Come on, help him cover his balls.
Use your hands, your tongue, whatever, don't leave him out in the cold.

It was probably time to change out of his Christmas pajamas anyway.

I know in the USA you can't be forced to go to hospital if you don't want to

Amateur meth cook.. may he rot in hell..!

I think he's a dead man

"Basement explosion"

Aka Meth Lab.

Homeboy is in shock

Is he carrying a gun? xD I know what he voted for

Mmhmm, and just what da fuck were u cookin' up in the basement.. Save Breaking Bad for the pro's!

Must be cold in texas

The fentanyl coursing through his blood helps with the pain from the burns.

I wish Jessie Pinkman a speedy recovery. I am Doctor Remulak.

I try to be like Walter White—who am I kidding? Haha.

must've been cooking dude was strapped up

Typical Texas Republicunt...pink noodle trash...'Murica!

Those were some serious barritos he had last night.

Looks like it burned off his dik too....or was it already that small?

Nice cock, I'd shove it up my ass too

Average Palestinian

Usually I wax or shave my private area .
Dudes gone the full smoldering n scorching technique

luckily he didn't just wake up with morning wood before that explosion, prob would of shot him.