Militia Queen’s Final Ride

I’m not an expert, but I think she got out-militia’d.

Fattest target in the world

I thought she was "known" as Jabba....

They should steal everything before the police arrive.

That was one fat fucking whale in that car. Call the fire department, cut off the roof, order a crane, and toss the shit into a truck—done! All that for one fat bastard.

Shocking that her big, nasty gut couldn't absorb all those bullets

At least she was eating well compared to the others.

fat bitch should have stayed in kitchen

According to the tourist brochures, Rio Grande Do Sul has the highest life expectancy in Brazil, and the crime rate is relatively low compared to the Brazilian national average. That’s relatively speaking.

R.I.P. gordo

She was someone's mother someone's daughter sister aunt.... so it's their fault, they should've kept her on the straight and narrow...

did Moby dick there she blows her away?

Someone went inland whaling