Classic: He Was Killed By A Hitman In Brazil

sad

he might have left fingerprints on that visor.

I'd be concerned if someone was sat next to me in a bar wearing an insulated food delivery haversack. I'd assume someone was waiting for their food and wonder what the FUCK is he doing in the pub wearing that backpack.....

Lousy murder – what an amateur.

Matar todo. You know who it is...

Pool tables seem to attract shitmen

I wish he would put a bullet in my nice ass. Hmm deep inside penetration. The poopooo will go on the bullet. So nice.

Almost didn't cut it