Man Jumped From An Overpass And Speeding Vehicle Finished Him Off

Geez, what a "Half-Brain"...Literally.

must be AI, coz there is no way there was brains in there

And thus, Alexander had a very bad, no good day.

coconut sliced in half

Looks like the truck grabbed him by the undercarriage until he got worked into the axle for some good, old fashioned meat grinding.

Success at last!

So what killed him, the fall or the vehicle?

dung get killed by a riffle was going to be a lot easier for him

Got what he asked for

Cracked his walnut.