Classic: Man Walks and Talks on Phone Like It’s Just a Scratch

"tis but a scratch"

he just phone home to tell that he's happy he still can play with his cock

He took it well and seems solution-oriented.

He dials the non-emergency hotline like he was spawned as Chuck Norris' illegitimate vacation baby

No fucks given and It looks like it happens to him all the time.

Hi mom i lost my hand :

It is

Don’t worry about it. He can upgrade to automatic shift.

That's a typical damage by the guard-rail posts.

'The Black Knight always triumphs!!! Have at you!!!'

So much for switching hands when he's masturbating. It's just Miss Right from now on.

Someone tell that retard that Amazon customer service cannot help him. They don't carry shit like that

tis but a scratch

Get up fucking bastard. Your mate lost an arm.

Poor guy, he lost his watch !

Making an appointment at the doc like a boss