Classic: Man Walks and Talks on Phone Like It’s Just a Scratch

Hari - yer a lizard.

bro was so chill like he lost a paper

Maybe go look for your arm?

Some Monty Python shit right there.

Hello Blue Cross , Yea I'm calling to see if my policy has a deductible for limb amputation. It's my left arm, ......from the shoulder down.....well funny story it occurred as a result of this guy wanting to kill me because I had sex with his prize goat..... Yes she's very beautiful..,...oh I see, just the hand is covered.....well that's an idea there's still a little bit to attach my hand to....... Yes I have the arm right here wrapped in newspaper.....ok well thank you very much for the help..... What ????? Yes I've loved the circus since I was little why do you ask ???..............

To be able to talk on the phone as if nothing were wrong at a time like this...

Must have a high pain tolerance

no worries as long he can still jerk off with the other one

As long as his flip flops are okay, he's a happy mutha fucker!

"tis but a scratch"

he just phone home to tell that he's happy he still can play with his cock

He took it well and seems solution-oriented.

He dials the non-emergency hotline like he was spawned as Chuck Norris' illegitimate vacation baby

No fucks given and It looks like it happens to him all the time.

Hi mom i lost my hand :

It is

Don’t worry about it. He can upgrade to automatic shift.

That's a typical damage by the guard-rail posts.

'The Black Knight always triumphs!!! Have at you!!!'

So much for switching hands when he's masturbating. It's just Miss Right from now on.

Someone tell that retard that Amazon customer service cannot help him. They don't carry shit like that

tis but a scratch

Get up fucking bastard. Your mate lost an arm.

Poor guy, he lost his watch !

Making an appointment at the doc like a boss