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Dude Breaks Both Legs While Making A Reel
Look at that bandaging. With 1st rate medical care like that I'm sure he'll be back on his feet in no time at all...
He tucked himself in perfectly and entered the water at a right angle — you can tell it wasn't his first jump…
The only difference is that before, he used to dive headfirst, and the skull is much thicker there, so he always got away without any fractures
Now the village has to rent an idiot while he recuperates.
Whoopsie
What a shame, it would've been better if he got paralyzed from the neck down, this way he won't learn
You better come home, Speedy Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop all a your a-drinkin'
With that floozy named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loads a roaches in the hall