Dude Breaks Both Legs While Making A Reel

Very entertaining reel

What did you expect? Those semi-floating turds are a meter thick.

Oh, so that is what instant regret face looks like

What a shame, it would've been better if he got paralyzed from the neck down, this way he won't learn

You better come home, Speedy Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop all a your a-drinkin'
With that floozy named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loads a roaches in the hall