Stupid construction site accident

Yup, great idea dueche bag, hip fractures, intestinal bleeding, femure damage penile rupture, colon rupture, connective tissue separation….
Dr.s have their work cut out for them

Hes fucked.. goodbye kidney, left ribcage section lots of other shit

I am quite surprised that this time they did not try to pick him up! to see if he can stand and if everything is fine!

The Frog pose underneath a ton of cement

its like people who run into vehicles that knock them down...

OMG this is some FUNNY SHIT
This is true Slapstick stuff..

I would have carried that column with my balls hairs

His butthole was crushed by a ton of bricks

Hahahaha I reckon me and one of my fellow American cousins could take turns bench pressing that column

Suicide attempt. He ran where the pillar was going to fall

He can place that in the loss Column

Like a fucking benny hill show minus the saxophone.

You run away from falling objects not underneath them, fucking genius

SERIOUSLY??
I mean the instant this happened he never stood a chance with his life in the hands of complete idiots!

Wheelchair for you bud.

He’s safe, and now we leave him alone to heal. He’ll be fine.

What a fucking idiot all he had to do is take a step back, you could see which way it was going to fall.

Damn, that must have hurt. You can definitely tell it's not China because the bystanders actually helped him.

That’s it. That’s it! Rotate the pillar onto its corner to increase the pressure.

That's a big butt plug

... ... ... SPLAT!!!

Laurel and Hardy doing welding...

So the idiot runs underneath it just cause? Hahahaha

HAHAHA!

"Hi there, I'm Clark Kent. Step aside please..."