Man Leaves Syria For Good

He did die

how are you just going to put that bloody dumb shit in a car? he's dead!

Yellow car! Move, motherfucker!

Syrious?

he should have gone to Seattle for free food, housing and transportation

He wanted the 7 ugly fat virgins early because they were wearing tents for dresses and a brown paper bag over their heads. Allah Splat Bar.

Well, he left his mark.

Whoopsie

Statistics show that 93% of all violent non-war related deaths are accompanied by at least one shrieking woman...

silly, all he has to do is go ti europe and he'll get a free hotel, free eveything.

Jumpin' Jahosaphat!

Yea, those were those one way special, end of Summer deals. Hope he likes the trip down under

Homosexual threw himself off the building before Al Qaeda could do it.

Surviving the civil war only to end up like this...

He gave those guys in the alley plenty of time to assemble and gave them the thrill of a lifetime. I can’t be angry for them for obstructing my view. That was an awesome splat.