Depressed Man Throws Himself Under Moving Truck, Dies On Spot

This is one of the suicide choices. PROS: 1. You get to play live Frogger 2. You become a form of your favorite food, street pizza 3. You get to experience a hug, albeit from a truck tire 4. You already hate society, you make them deal with scraping your shit lasagna off the road. CONS: you fuck it up and live for a while

I wouldn't want to have to clean that shit up

No one gives a flying fuck…

He was a man with iron principles who knew when to say 'when'.

Quick and easy.

Life is a sentence

Nguyen exhibited some excellent skills. Bam-Bam! Usually these guys only manage the rear axle and partial disfigurement.

Hey, at least he's not depressed anymore