Chinese couple resolve their problems in the street.

He: I love you...
She: Fuck you... Leave me alone...
He: I can't live without you...
She: Go screw your mother, you sick fuck... You destroyed my new shirt...

You could cut the sexual tension with a knife

He got a hard-on for sure.

Hahaha. It's like 2 lesbians. I was gonna say, imagine the makeup sex. But then again, lets not

He didn't like her half-blonde hair ...and I didn't either.

What a pussy, getting an ass whooping from a woman is humiliating

He should’ve tied her up and then beat the fuck out of her

Yay..
Violence is always the answer to settle a domestic dispute

Now he’s pregnant

Pathetic