In the small Italian town I used to live someone somehow had managed to stick knives alongside the pool water slide.
20 years went by and I sill don't know if it was true or a urban legend, but the place stayed closed for a while...
Water Slide Turns Terrifying as Woman Slams Into Water and Loses Consciousness
Why are these bitches behaving so stupidly? It's a fucking genetic defect.
A first class belly flop isn’t much different than smacking onto the pavement. Beep! Beep! Lights Out!!!
Flat as she was on top I would have expected her to be 'stone skipping' over the water at least three times...