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India: Man Steps Out for Birthday Cake, Gets Hit by Speeding Car Instead


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A man in Greater Noida West walked out at 4:35 AM to pick up a birthday cake. Minutes later, a speeding car turned his legs, hand, knee, and spine into a jigsaw puzzle. The driver didn't stop. His wife watched the whole thing from the sidelines. The cake never made it home. In India, the only thing more dangerous than walking at 4:35 AM is assuming the road belongs to you.
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0 +1 mojo66 2 weeks ago

That's one way to avoid getting electrocuted.

0 +1 crapola 3 weeks ago

Well it was that or touching the electricity wires at 4.35amp. Maybe he was planning to play Russian roulette at 5am.

1 +1 RonaldDrump 3 weeks ago

I always walk across the road at 4 in the morning to go pick up a birthday cake!

2 +1 HoohahTime 3 weeks ago

every mf jumps to the side as vehicles approach but only a hindoo goof jumps upwards just like TrannyFag & achmedmoomoo's mama on dicks

1 +1 THETOTALGUY 3 weeks ago

This woulda been a happy ending had the cake survived :woot:

1 +1 hoogachaka 3 weeks ago

Birthday cake became funeral cake

1 +1 searchdestroy 3 weeks ago

smart gay

3 +1 AssMint 3 weeks ago

He had his cake and ate it too

0 +1 Malform_mind 3 weeks ago

That's what they get for strutting down the street like a model

2 +1 ArkStowaway 3 weeks ago

The jaywalker, wearing dark clothes, took a diagonal and then reversed himself and jumped when he saw the car in the expressway passing lane. The only thing he managed to do was to protect a stupid cake from getting creamed across the windshield. That would have been funny.

3 +1 Animalstyle69 3 weeks ago

He became the cake lol

4 +1 ArkStowaway 3 weeks ago

@Animalstyle69 . Hahaha - pancake!

3 +1 grndpldo 3 weeks ago

Happy birthday!

2 +1 RE1 3 weeks ago

At least the cake got spared :(

4 +1 Kareem_A_Spunkz 3 weeks ago

What is the reason to film here in the first place? Seems like an odd set of events.

5 +1 citystar 3 weeks ago

What about the cake?

6 +1 CowPiss69 3 weeks ago

@citystar “The cake never made it home”
Saddest part

5 +1 citystar 3 weeks ago

@CowPiss69 It's a sad world...

5 +1 CowPiss69 3 weeks ago

Today’s lesson is that you can go from being caked up to a complete pretzel in about 1 second flat.

Thankfully this happened in India.

4 +1 Putlers_vagina 3 weeks ago

Nice jump. Happy death day

4 +1 Woessie 3 weeks ago

Aaaand he's gone

1 +1 RonaldDrump 3 weeks ago

@Woessie And there was nothing we could do.... That's it, he's gone!