Machines Compilation

I honestly can't figure out whats happening in the spinning pool vid and the lady screaming

Remember kids, never climb into hydraulic presses, stand precariously near open grinders, stand on top of piles of material that are going into grinders, wear loose fitting clothing that could get caught in gears or rotating parts, or try to manually remove/manipulate items stuck inside any of the above machines. Think that’s common sense? Look at the fuckers in this video.

Think I will stick to safe activities like driving a truck and riding my motorcycle.

The employed. Every time.

Dang it’s so sad to see men and people that just want to make an honest living and are true to themselves by being an inspiration to us all and their families or just become bettter and better .. to just find their demise by pieces of junk that don’t work for shit but tragedies fuck all these trash junk machines .. I would know I have Handel them since I was like 17 or 18 and I just turned 42 so I’ve seen these monsters in my best and worst seen it all like tooba loo says in the song stay high high song habits .

Dayum this is why I don't do shit all day.

Love heavy machinery at work.
Great vid.

With these machines, there is just no real safety. The only new technology that should be required in the operation of all these death machine networks are the flesh-detection/contact-detection safety systems. We may need to pay a few cents on many items, but it will save so many lives and arms and legs…. And less spending on disabilities.

And cops think there gone a hard day work everyone is in the same boat death knocks on all our doors and can happen quickly

Another episode of fuck OHSA, fuck lock out tag out, fuck maintenance, fuck emergency shut offs, and fuck modern safety rules.

06:09 Good to see they at least cummed as they neared the end

They aren't human; they're Chinese and Indian—parasites.

these are nice examples of cockroach traps, mouse traps, rat traps a perfect sales pitch if ya ask me.

Conclusion: Machines, in general, hate people with low IQs and no sense of precaution. That is why they kill them.

People aren't tough like we used to be. I bet most if not all of these people wanted to take the rest of the day off, cuz they got a little boo-boo at work. Wusses.

TURD world country laws...gotta have that CHEAP disposable labor ya know.

People are so fucking stupid.

sounds lik e Robert Plant a bit

Some real dumb asses in these videos... It's funny when machines not only kill them but tear off their panties n everything lol .

Get an education kids...

The real sad part is I make in a day what these fuckers make in 2 months

This is why Amazon workers are being replaced by robots

The last guy spinning, looking comically stupid, nice collection of pure art

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An excellent and fascinating compilation. These machine accidents and general accidents at work are informative as well as entertaining. Thank you.

Excellent compilation, the machines WILL fuck you up, and besides. Who needs those pesky Western style safety guards anyway...

Funny comp hahah

Even the machines have had enough of the retards using them

Gnarly how the output of the wood chipper changes from wood chips to blobular chunks of viscera (5:10).

Hahahaha shutup fucking Chinese

Those things are so fascinating... thanks

Awesome video bro! Thx

I’ve never used the 10-second rewind that much before. Wow! 10/10

Excellent Comp.

guy in blue crusher block machine is fake - rest are real

I always enjoy seeing the footage of the first guy getting his leg-hair shaved...

Rule #1 Of Working With Deadly Operating Machinery: NEVER FUCKING "EVER" FUCKING GET "INSIDE" THE FUCKING DEADLY "OPERATING" MACHINERY!!!
Rule #2 Through #100,000,000,000,000,000": SEE FUCKING RULE # FUCKING "1"!!!!

Men with dresses and machines don't belong together

Did you see that?

A virtual cornucopia of

Whoopsies!

these ones are always good ones like how you can hear the guy screaming in the 1st one

This type of video shows me that I chose right to be a criminal...

Bugmen have no civil rights

that 1st clip was awesome ????

MAINTENANCE!!!

7:20 - just... SUBLIME. All he had to do is keep an eye on that slow press, he had plenty of time to get out of there. But of course he was too imbecile even for that.

Usual dumb shit hole country suspects. They just pretend to be safe and smart. Now they are dragging western countries down with their fraudulent experience and certifications that they bought.

Asian dude 02:05 I likes me a Blooded Snail Trail
03:24 whos fault ?
Jerk in crane or imbecile standing in the way.
04:24 That's how I get my car to run jam a stick into the engine dweeb lol
Like who the Helli would get into that pancake maker in 07:19 look at em now all squished n twisted gazing up at the cheap phosphorous lights.
Nice Comp

Humans are truly stuuuupid!