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Machines Compilation


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A bad day for workers compilation
Categories: Bad Day
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 PolPot420 1 week ago

I honestly can't figure out whats happening in the spinning pool vid and the lady screaming

2 +1 SlawPeacock 2 weeks ago

Remember kids, never climb into hydraulic presses, stand precariously near open grinders, stand on top of piles of material that are going into grinders, wear loose fitting clothing that could get caught in gears or rotating parts, or try to manually remove/manipulate items stuck inside any of the above machines. Think that’s common sense? Look at the fuckers in this video.

0 +1 SmuttButt 2 weeks ago

Think I will stick to safe activities like driving a truck and riding my motorcycle.

0 +1 RamonMoreno 2 weeks ago

The employed. Every time.

0 +1 Mr.LongPoo 2 weeks ago

@RamonMoreno 7:34: Total Elvis Presly.

5 +1 IoriYagami 2 weeks ago

Dang it’s so sad to see men and people that just want to make an honest living and are true to themselves by being an inspiration to us all and their families or just become bettter and better .. to just find their demise by pieces of junk that don’t work for shit but tragedies fuck all these trash junk machines .. I would know I have Handel them since I was like 17 or 18 and I just turned 42 so I’ve seen these monsters in my best and worst seen it all like tooba loo says in the song stay high high song habits .

1 +1 Mr.LongPoo 2 weeks ago

@IoriYagami But anyways it's good shit man! They are fools all together and therefore a good laugh :o) ha ha ha.

11 +1 Boner 2 weeks ago

Dayum this is why I don't do shit all day.

1 +1 The_fornicator_2 2 weeks ago

@Erección But you can walk around your house in circles until the floor or your shoes wear out.

2 +1 AssMint 2 weeks ago

Love heavy machinery at work.
Great vid.

1 +1 Mr.LongPoo 2 weeks ago

@AssMint A so called wanker-vid!

9 +1 sign123 2 weeks ago

With these machines, there is just no real safety. The only new technology that should be required in the operation of all these death machine networks are the flesh-detection/contact-detection safety systems. We may need to pay a few cents on many items, but it will save so many lives and arms and legs…. And less spending on disabilities.

1 +1 scorpionsrevenge 2 weeks ago

And cops think there gone a hard day work everyone is in the same boat death knocks on all our doors and can happen quickly :devil:

6 +1 Michael2341 2 weeks ago

Another episode of fuck OHSA, fuck lock out tag out, fuck maintenance, fuck emergency shut offs, and fuck modern safety rules.

2 +1 SadisticCSR 2 weeks ago

06:09 Good to see they at least cummed as they neared the end

9 +1 The_fornicator_2 2 weeks ago

They aren't human; they're Chinese and Indian—parasites.

2 +1 ArkStowaway 2 weeks ago

@The_fornicator_2 . That’s a harsh assessment. But, then again, Guy #1 is half human. The top half.

3 +1 Trumpeepee45 2 weeks ago

these are nice examples of cockroach traps, mouse traps, rat traps a perfect sales pitch if ya ask me.

17 +1 Malparido69 2 weeks ago

Conclusion: Machines, in general, hate people with low IQs and no sense of precaution. That is why they kill them.

0 +1 Voltz87 2 weeks ago

:ninja:

0 +1 Rustyblades 2 weeks ago

People aren't tough like we used to be. I bet most if not all of these people wanted to take the rest of the day off, cuz they got a little boo-boo at work. Wusses.

7 +1 Naap51stang 2 weeks ago

TURD world country laws...gotta have that CHEAP disposable labor ya know.;)

0 +1 RamonMoreno 2 weeks ago

@Naap51stang
USA leads that

10 +1 TasunkeWitco 2 weeks ago

People are so fucking stupid.

2 +1 phallystorm 2 weeks ago

sounds lik e Robert Plant a bit

2 +1 tbjorns1153 2 weeks ago

Some real dumb asses in these videos... It's funny when machines not only kill them but tear off their panties n everything lol .

5 +1 CornHolio 2 weeks ago

Get an education kids...

2 +1 BigtitsMcgee 2 weeks ago

The real sad part is I make in a day what these fuckers make in 2 months

0 +1 RamonMoreno 2 weeks ago

@BigtitsMcgee
sure kid

1 +1 BigDickTranny 2 weeks ago

This is why Amazon workers are being replaced by robots

0 +1 BigtitsMcgee 2 weeks ago

@BigDickTranny. No its not. This never happens at amazon facilities. They just dont wanna pay worthess 20 year olds to press a button all day

0 +1 RamonMoreno 2 weeks ago

@BigtitsMcgee
they press yer mom

4 +1 PurPwr 2 weeks ago

The last guy spinning, looking comically stupid, nice collection of pure art :D:D:D:D

4 +1 PurPwr 2 weeks ago

@PurPwr I also like how his co-workers, just have no concerns about whether he’s dead or alive, they don’t check, or anything
Those assholes from China have no clue what it’s about to be human and no heart

0 +1 MomoPI 2 weeks ago

☠️

2 +1 ThaliaT 2 weeks ago

An excellent and fascinating compilation. These machine accidents and general accidents at work are informative as well as entertaining. Thank you.

8 +1 spike125 2 weeks ago

Excellent compilation, the machines WILL fuck you up, and besides. Who needs those pesky Western style safety guards anyway...

1 +1 O.G. Grandpa 2 weeks ago

Funny comp hahah :D

9 +1 THETOTALGUY 2 weeks ago

Even the machines have had enough of the retards using them :woot:

8 +1 pingvuiini 2 weeks ago

Gnarly how the output of the wood chipper changes from wood chips to blobular chunks of viscera (5:10).

1 +1 Kojaxbozax 2 weeks ago

@pingvuiini yo momma is a blobular chunk of viscera …

10 +1 Gorecheck 2 weeks ago

Hahahaha shutup fucking Chinese

0 +1 FreddyFox 2 weeks ago

@Gorecheck your momma just got fucked by the commies.

15 +1 RE1 2 weeks ago

Those things are so fascinating... thanks :heart:

9 +1 citystar 2 weeks ago

Awesome video bro! Thx

12 +1 ArkStowaway 2 weeks ago

I’ve never used the 10-second rewind that much before. Wow! 10/10

0 +1 AJsFrogTurnedGay 2 weeks ago

@ArkStowaway is that a joke? It went over the Admin's head.

0 +1 RamonMoreno 2 weeks ago

@AJsFrogTurnedGay
yo momma it went over

9 +1 FlipFlopRescueTeam 2 weeks ago

Excellent Comp.

0 +1 [email protected] 2 weeks ago

guy in blue crusher block machine is fake - rest are real

3 +1 nleeklee 2 weeks ago

@[email protected] no he's not.

1 +1 ATLXPLORE24 2 weeks ago

I always enjoy seeing the footage of the first guy getting his leg-hair shaved...

6 +1 dvelvet 2 weeks ago

Rule #1 Of Working With Deadly Operating Machinery: NEVER FUCKING "EVER" FUCKING GET "INSIDE" THE FUCKING DEADLY "OPERATING" MACHINERY!!!;(
Rule #2 Through #100,000,000,000,000,000": SEE FUCKING RULE # FUCKING "1"!!!!:ermm:

2 +1 MG42 2 weeks ago

Men with dresses and machines don't belong together :woot:

0 +1 cornspace 2 weeks ago

Did you see that?

4 +1 Whoopsie_Goldturd 2 weeks ago

A virtual cornucopia of

Whoopsies!

2 +1 HJC 2 weeks ago

:heart: these ones are always good ones like how you can hear the guy screaming in the 1st one

0 +1 tbjorns1153 2 weeks ago

@HJC that was Brutal!!! Although an idiot, he took it like a champ and attempted to crawl off for help... Wow!!!

0 +1 PolPot420 1 week ago

@HJC he is totally the My Leg guy from spongebob

1 +1 Sneaky-Snake 2 weeks ago

This type of video shows me that I chose right to be a criminal... :devil:

4 +1 citystar 2 weeks ago

I hope BatMan wont read your comment @Sneaky-Snake

3 +1 TwistedSissy 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile The Joker is grinning with open arms @citystar

2 +1 Jenkum57Flavors 2 weeks ago

Bugmen have no civil rights

1 +1 [email protected] 2 weeks ago

that 1st clip was awesome ????

2 +1 Aneuman 2 weeks ago

MAINTENANCE!!!

2 +1 FreeYoBishh 2 weeks ago

Nice comp bro :devil:

4 +1 Ventura 2 weeks ago

7:20 - just... SUBLIME. :silly: All he had to do is keep an eye on that slow press, he had plenty of time to get out of there. But of course he was too imbecile even for that.

1 +1 spike125 2 weeks ago

@Ventura Personally, I'd never get inside a machine that can do that to you.

0 +1 TwistedSissy 2 weeks ago

Hahaha.
That a utter stupidity Mr @Ventura.
Crushed in half so the other half can enjoy the view.
Fml..

2 +1 crapola 2 weeks ago

Usual dumb shit hole country suspects. They just pretend to be safe and smart. Now they are dragging western countries down with their fraudulent experience and certifications that they bought.

1 +1 TwistedSissy 2 weeks ago

Asian dude 02:05 I likes me a Blooded Snail Trail
03:24 whos fault ?
Jerk in crane or imbecile standing in the way.
04:24 That's how I get my car to run jam a stick into the engine dweeb lol
Like who the Helli would get into that pancake maker in 07:19 look at em now all squished n twisted gazing up at the cheap phosphorous lights.
Nice Comp :kissing::kissing:

1 +1 Loomo71 2 weeks ago

Humans are truly stuuuupid!