Body mangled and head severed by train

Scammer got smashed ho pieces. Excellent. ALL Indians should do this. EVERY SINGLE INDIAN.

Does the mortician have a sewing machine?

He was properly trained!

At least he assumed his yoga position

It can actually be divided into six sections.

That's how I'll go in Dec. 2026.

Everything is going to be OK. The washing might be strange, but the head dotting will be easy. They’ll just have remember not to tilt the wrapped body or the cremation might be embarrassing.

Ranjid, you mustn't enter the train when it isn't there...

Died while meditating

Gotta love those trains