Too slow and painful. You're Fired!
He Used Creativity To Take His Own Life
It’s a murder. You can clearly see that the piece of wood was angry at him.
That was a rather stupid and slow way to die. Why not enjoy a thrilling suicide by removing a light bulb from a lamp socket, fixing it above his groin and start looking at porn?
Think of this cowardly man, who didn't even have the courage to hold the gun to commit suicide. He was a coward his whole life, lacking even the courage to take control of his destiny and end his own life, until his very death.