Newlywed Engulfed in Fireball During Honeymoon Barbecue

It was a red hot romance they said, flaming love

Nice of him to girl shriek, panic and not help her as effectively

I hope this doesn't mean we're not going to have sex tonight!

The idiot said: "Let me heat up your honeymoon a bit!"

"Fuck it. I'm not gonna burn myself for her..."

She saw it coming.

I guess consummating the marriage is out of the question tonight?!

Omfg - he ruined the steak!

Next time, just go get the blessing and stay home fucking all day.

Very smart guy

Give back the sheep and get a quickie divorce now

The fire's still smoking like a bastard, useless twat.

You wanted a hot piece of ass right?

Whoopsie

I wonder how much, or should I say little, she'd be worth on the secondhand market..!?!

My brother is a master. He's pretending to be mentally challenged. Burning his brother and sister-in-law was purely out of jealousy. Now this is an accident; pretending to be mentally challenged isn't difficult in India.

“Maybe I try bowl with handle on shelf next.”

These fucking indians dude ahahhahahahahha ALWAYS fucking shiit up

dumb indians

They wanted BBQ, they became the BBQ.

Hahaha that's soooo much better than SNL

That'll be an unlucky marriage... sigh

Yep, put out that grease fire with water.