CLASSIC Black guy got brutally chopped in the head.

So what was the cause of death?

They were planning on making him into a Haggis sausage. It would have been easier if they used a meat grinder.

If that machete were sharp, you’d be done by now—and without getting sunburned.

Machete Loco time!!!

Its for the best

Awww, I could have let him fuck me ffs...

Ah-Ha! - so that's how head cheese is really made!

The lack of proper equipment and technique can be overcome by sheer determination to get the job done.

He went in for a haircut to the wrong barber

speed？jajajaja