Man Run Over While Lying In Street Was Probably Drunk

I think he was high

nice and slow

Oh yeah, he definitely got folded over in a very compressed space while under there, he's done

I wonder if he knows how cooked he is by being on the road and that he needs to get up despite his predicament and booze induced temporary paralysis?

He's on The Youth Training Scheme Human Traffic Bump Project . . 5 more vehicles & he's earned a tea break

And why should I care?

Was that a bug?

He probably worked in car inspection and wanted to look at the undercarriage. Some people just have to work in their spare time.

That was a pretty clean 180°, he should join the Olympics

Did he died?

share the road

I wonder which of the two is more retarded

I hate mother fuckin alcoholic faggots.