Woman found dead thrown into pond

Some ribbons and a bow would've made it look more festive.

When I die, I just want to be thrown in the rubbish dump.
Unless my stingy parents pay for my funerals.

Wtf are they speaking

See what happens when you put used condoms in the toilet? They mutate!

Why not let the villagers get their souvenir videos and discuss how to get the correct branch of the Indian Police Service to have their discussions on which precinct to arrange the auto rickshaw ambulance staff to have their discussions about choosing the proper hospital morgue location.

It made everything smell better there

Police investigation is suicide

" The cat is in the bag and the bag is in the river "

I live in a pond Frodo.

Return to amazon??

What's in the package? ...it's so neat... it's so yellow... it's your ex-wife gone mellow.