When I die, I just want to be thrown in the rubbish dump.
Unless my stingy parents pay for my funerals.
Woman found dead thrown into pond
Why not let the villagers get their souvenir videos and discuss how to get the correct branch of the Indian Police Service to have their discussions on which precinct to arrange the auto rickshaw ambulance staff to have their discussions about choosing the proper hospital morgue location.
What's in the package? ...it's so neat... it's so yellow... it's your ex-wife gone mellow.