That Blood Loss Will Kill Him In A Minute

It's the "Fishy, Fishy, Ooh;" Guy from Monty Python

He needs to wrap his clothes around the wounds to prevent blood loss.

Looks like he came second in a machete fight...

yum

He just needs some tea and a little rest.

Zip ties and/or rubber bands

10 minutes then off to the morgue

At first glance, it looks like a revenge attack involving machetes—most likely, this lowlife picked a fight with some thug, who then returned with his gang of delinquents to hack him to pieces. No one stepped in to help; they left him alive but maimed—one arm hanging by a thread and the other mangled to a pulp—so he would suffer the consequences.

his orms

"I'm fine".

just shake it of ffs

Not much anyone can do to help. Trying to wrap his arm might do more damage, if you don’t know what you’re doing. He’s into much shock to even sit down.

SAD

He looks sharp with those dangling arms full of holes. His in a shit hole country so he fits right in. But his lucky, the paramedics will save him some misery and will take 3 hours. By then he will be shopping virgins in the after life.

is he waiting for someone to care. good luck buddy.

Nobody's helping him because he's doing a middle finger with his left hand.

Nobody saves his Life, Thats the sad Part. He Drops dead in 10 seconds. Looks Like Machete blows. Right arm one chop.. Left Arm at least 3 Deep cuts and a blow along the bone.

Brazilians are a trip. Dude standing there with both twigs chopped off like it ain’t shit. But, put that same fool on a soccer field and he’s going down crying as soon as you look at him hard.

Machete Loco Attack

Machete blows?

Well give the man a hand, jeeeeeeez

How will he ever jerk off now?

Looks like a eejit

Damn, that’s brutal

He is waiting for his bus to the afterlife

QUICK! - Somebody hand that poor man a tourniquet, or two!

Someones gotta teach him the proper way to hitchhike

Never mind that, but that mess will be a pain to clean...

At that moment, he must have felt really cool.

Fuck, thats horrendous

No more arms or hands to jack off

Hands up
Don’t shoot

That’s what happens when you try changing the blade on ya lawnmower while it’s running.

Never bring arms to a machete fight.

DaSilva just started a GoFundMe account to purchase a Parkinson’s Disease motorcycle.

Is there any back story to this?

That's a lot of Claret spewing out of his left arm

Damn...not the best way to greet the morning

This shit looks Ai, we need a source report.

No more monkey spanking for Raúl...