Idiot Opens Fire During Burial Ceremony And Kills One. Nigeria

Just pop the casket open and toss him inside
2 for 1 special

So... some asshole shot his gun off into the air but the bullet came back & struck someone or did he shoot into the crowd?
Guns suck

SAD

Funeral director drumming up a little extra business

Whoopsie

Why did he only 1?

MH

That's one way to keep the business going..

On the bright side, they're at a funeral, where everybody is mourning anyways, a little more mourning for the new dead guy wouldn't change the mood, and they could even save some money on a second funeral. "Always look on the bright side of life"

Throw him together on the grave, it's faster, cheaper and will save another spot in the cemetery

I used to work in the cemetery admin team and the highest entertainment we had during a funeral was someone who drunkenly fell inside a grave.
I miss that job, damn...

You gonna die anyway, might as well get a 2 for 1 deal for the funeral

That place is a fuckin shithole

I want people to dance at my funeral too.

They will be driving an Escalade in Deluth within 2 years.

And on with the next one.

play stupid games... win stupid prizes

This is the Lagos TV physical challenge game show, “Don’t Drop The Casket.”