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Man Poisons Himself After Attempted Hanging


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Duration: 3:33 Views: 21K Submitted: 1 month ago Submitted by:
Nigeria
Categories: Shocking Bad Day Suicide
Tags: nigeria wtf
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
5 +1 mrballsac 1 month ago

If they laughed at me after I failed my suicide, I'm just staying alive at that point

2 +1 HJC 1 month ago

Is that wheel barrell like an ambulance over there ?

2 +1 HJC 1 month ago

They just egging him on by laughing in front of him

4 +1 Workaholics 1 month ago

Those people straight laughed his ass out of hanging himself

3 +1 LissaBee 1 month ago

Nothin worse then bein lold at when suicide attemt fails

3 +1 socal805x 1 month ago

I've seen countless people in my life get diagnosed with cancer and it pisses me off when young healthy people like this just throw away their lives because some stupid emotional fucker can't handle what we all face.

3 +1 Pol Pot 1 month ago

nice big display he was putting on for all his neighbors for attention. its obvious he does this a lot as neighbors dont seem too alarmed. faked it all

3 +1 ASSASSIN 1 month ago

Took the fucker 2 attempts to get the job done? What a pussy!

1 +1 TwistedSissy 1 month ago

Rat poison kills rats and other rodents as we can see from this dummy .:dizzy:

2 +1 imc1pd 1 month ago

boiling guts with poison over a clean hanging, interesting choice.

4 +1 Sneaky-Snake 1 month ago

Don't just stare at him. Do something. Give him some more poison...

7 +1 Ouroboros 1 month ago

They even are laughing at this poor fucking bastard. Lmao

2 +1 PuddinTane 1 month ago

It's always nice to have options.

1 +1 CowPiss69 1 month ago

What is the song at the end?
It’s a banger…

0 +1 ilugihz 1 month ago

Interesting, what did he drink?

5 +1 Aneuman 1 month ago

Kind of like the story of The boy who cried wolf.

So funny how the whole Community was roaring with laughter when he chickened out!

0 +1 Creepingmalice 1 month ago

Not smart

12 +1 Slowcooker 1 month ago

Well, that's some high tech ambulance in the end.

0 +1 TwistedSissy 1 month ago

Lol @Slowcooker

3 +1 ArkStowaway 1 month ago

His application for the Supreme Vikings membership was rejected.

4 +1 THETOTALGUY 1 month ago

They should serve whatever that was to the community :devil:

10 +1 Rustyblades 1 month ago

Most people I see hanging themselves on here seem to pretty quickly change their minds & attempt to get back the stool or whatever support they'd kicked away, this guy was... I can't say lucky because by changing his mind about the hanging he traded a quick, suffocating death for a lonnnng, buuuurning, agonizing one...

7 +1 ATLXPLORE24 1 month ago

@Rustyblades Most people who hang themselves don't seem to consider that in a 'clean hanging', the weight of the body snaps the neck almost instantly upon falling, resulting in imminent loss of consciousness and paralysis. In what is actually considered a 'botched hanging', the (intended) type we often see in suicides posted here, death is slow and agonizing due to suffocation. - Thankfully, once unconscious fairly quickly, these individuals also don't seem to notice their body's spasmodic convulsions. - The type we consider one hell of a show as they flop around like fish on dry land.

4 +1 Rustyblades 1 month ago

@ATLXPLORE24 I've always thought if I was gonna off myself via hanging (which I wouldn't do) I'd tie the end to a balcony railing & jump, so it's instant like an old western movie hanging. Those dudes that fling their heads across railroad tracks right before the train passes have the right idea. Those fucking *dumbasses* that set themselves on fire have the wrong idea. Instead of death like the quick flicking off of a light switch, it's TOTAL AGONY & TOTAL REGRET

1 +1 ATLXPLORE24 1 month ago

@Rustyblades - Word. I Couldn't Agree More.

1 +1 PuddinTane 1 month ago

@Rustyblades there is a mathematical formula that hangmen use to calculate the length of drop necessary to break your neck, depending on how much you weigh.

1 +1 Dronechase 1 month ago

@PuddinTane thank man for science

2 +1 ilugihz 1 month ago

Poisoning is far worse than hanging. You lose consciousness 5 seconds after the neck is compressed by body weight. The rest of the twitching, shaking, and kicking is just reflexes.

3 +1 RE1 1 month ago

When there is a will, there's a way :heart:

0 +1 ATLXPLORE24 1 month ago

OK, time to get the Maalox, playtime is over...

1 +1 ClaytonBigbsy4POTUS 1 month ago

I saw a comment on IG the other day and it said black people don’t hang themselves, I gotta find that stupid cunts comment and send her this video