Father Of NHL Star Killed By BEAR In Russia

Quite the shit-eating-grin on that S.O.B.

Very easy to brush teeth now.

Talk about losing face

Smile

That bear has got good taste - I like peeling the skin off me cooked chicken too . .

He seems happy with the outcome. Good for him.

I hope the bear is ok.

Look for the… bear necessities, the simple bear necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife…

Not enough to go on but if the facial injuries are his only major issues sadly he could absolutely survive this...

Well he looks happy at least! Hee hee hee haw haw haw.

Is that picture of the Russian orc was taken before or after the attack?

Poor devil. That certainly wasn't an easy death.
Bear attacks like that usually aren't a pretty sight.
Survivors are often left severely disfigured for life.

He is always ready for Halloween ????

Is he still a member of the homosexual community?

Who gives a shit???

there is nothing worse than be eaten alive by a bear , after to get dismembered slowly and alive by a south american gang lol, so I suppose

At least he does not have to face hit traitor son again

Cocaine Bear 2 looks promising.

Bears will fuck you up that looks like that may be unrepairable or a costly fix

if I was him I would be fucking PISSED that someone isnt putting me out of my misery immediately instead of leaving me to die from those fucked up wounds

Now the bear will die of vodka poisoning.

Horrible

Is he smiling for us?

Because he only ate the face, the bear would look very handsome.

That’s achmed Moomoo’s mother.

Clearly the bear supports Ukraine...

Uhh, given its a paramedic's litter he's on, it looks like he's actually still alive a bit in this...

Ooo, he died real bad, classic bear attack style, straight for the face soft tissues

It's either that or be dead by Ukraine

If he just wore his son's goalie mask, he'd still be alive!!

The bear didn't go for the eyes clawed the rest of their face so intricate it's like they know humans' faces they didn't attack the eyes

This is the consequence of being licked by a bear's tongue.

He looks happy!

His next dental cleaning should be easier to do.

Time To Bear It All...No Wait teddy you go to far!

Good job, Teddy!

The Penguins issued a statement. Andrei Kuzmenko will not take part in any face-offs in the foreseeable future.

Which Drug Cartel was that bear a member of?!

It was a Kamchatka bear. This is why I carry a 10mm semi auto and a 500 smith & wesson magnum revolver loaded with bear defense ammo. I also walk against the wind to prevent my scent being wafted in front of me. I ain’t getting mauled to death by Yogi.

Holy Puck

yikes, please wear a mask

that bear must be a member of cjng.

He died with a big smile on his face

❎ Fuck face

Good for him. He no longer lives in Russia

Is bear in penalty box?

His son plays Left Wing, but Dad must have been a Center in his day - he definitely lost the face off.

It’s bearly noticeable

Say "Cheese" motherfucker.

Bears are gruesome animals, I dont like them. They start eating their victims often without first killing them.

Shoulda stayed away from the bear and its home. Lucky the bear only ripped his ugly face apart.

Most NHL players wouldn't even miss a shift from that little scratch. He didn't even lose any teeth!