Trucks drags man across pavement Aftermath

Braking didn't help at all, as the parasite's body acted as a lubricant, causing the vehicle to come to a halt 15 meters past the intended stopping point; note the bacterium waddling like a penguin—this is the kind of environment where specimens wander aimlessly and meet this sort of end.

Hope his surgeon likes 23 piece puzzles....

He would have really gotten chewed up if the tires had any tread.

And the ironical sarcasm on the mudflap.

Bro is still alive

I mean who's gonna clean all that shiiit up

Now that's a skid mark!

I think there was a turd or two mixed into the skid marks the final 20 feet...