People cut in half compilation

00:30 How did it happen? Did someone cut it inside the building?
01:05 The cross-eyed sternly asks him, "Where is the second part?!"

I somehow feel ambivalent about this. Can't imagine why

Nothing a little duck tape can't fix

Half the man I used to be

The jokes are writing themselves..

On the bright side, they lost a lot of weight and look great!

I wonder if motorcycle guy died instantly or was cut in half , remained conscious and laid there to think about how he fucked up , before he bled out??

It's one thing being cut in half, but being still alive afterwards - albeit temporarily - is on an entirely other level.

these are some of the worst cases of being cut in half i've ever seen

MH

Thats how poojeets multiply.

????Well, I'm half the man I used to be????

Interesting category

0:40 – The easiest puzzle to solve.

I guess you don’t need safety gloves if you’re handling fresh meat.

my favorite new compilation & the Dayum one from Live Leak is beyond great & a famous classic

I will NEVER look at another David Copperfield magic show the same way I did before watching this compilation. - It's pure MAGIC... and then again, its not.