Classic: Crowd Struggles to Move Extremely Obese Man Who Died in the Street

That guy is definitely American.

i rather be anorexic than be this fucking fat. at this stage there is nothing you can do and zeeing how his face is purple, we suffocated on himself.. thats how fat he was.. fuck!!!!!

I'd say that fucker was about 10lbs away from instantaneously collapsing in on himself like a neutron star and taking out half the city with the shockwave, it absolutely amazes me how "anyone" can just let themselves go like this...

Twenty minutes to a pound, they’ll starve to death before he’s done enough to eat.

But my question is, how did the motherfucker get there? No way he walked there, and he damn sure wasn’t carried there. My theory is, he fell out of the garbage truck he lived in, sort of a mobile buffet, you know, a smorgasbord with four wheels and flies.

MH

I'm impressed, they went from having a fat dead guy in the street to having a fat dead guy in a box on the street!

Whoopsie

Get those big horses used to pull trees out of the forrest

To avoid ending up like him, eliminate flour and processed sugar from your meals. I, for example, drink unsweetened tea and coffee, meaning bitter, and you get used to it.

Disgusting

The quote finally arrived from Funeraria Fernando - industrial standard, as is, off site, double plot, take it or leave it, net 30.

Thts a huge bihh!

That's one giant meatloaf pan they put him into... Now bake at 375F for about a day or two, and the whole village got a filled yummy-tummy till the middle of next year when the next fatso is ready to be cooked.

They should have just loaded him straight onto a tractor's front-end loader.

Wonder what killed him lololololol

Jesus! How long was he lying there dead in the street that they had time to build a crate for his fat ass?

Now move the box

If that box was any smaller they would never have gotten him flipped back over.

we use a forklift

I'm not gonna make fun of him because I'm a bit of fatso too... R.I.P. big fella.