Woman Lands on Car After 6-Story Hotel Fall in Turkey

The gray car has very good suspension and look at that lovely Cosmic Green MKIV Golf

hey, fuck you. you damaged my car. I'm still paying the bank loan.

Do this in front of children so they learn from a young age how to jump, and then imitate it themselves when they become teenagers.

Now I've got to try and explain that to the bloody insurance...

Doner Kebab went out with a bang. It looks like someone threw her, no screams while she looks knocked out or drugged.

Safelight can repair, safelight replace.

If she landed vagina first, she might have enjoyed it

Surprise!

That's quite a decent car suspension.

Turkeys really can't fly

Bitch better have insurance to cover the cost to fix that car.

Bruised her perineum intensely

“Woman critically injured after falling from 6th-floor hotel window onto a car in Ankara's Çankaya district.”

Good thing it was safety glass.

It's 2026. Dude pulled out his phone to A: Call 911 (or whatever their version is), or B: take pics & vids to post online (including here) for ~clicks and likes~

Having blue hair in Turkey, yeah it was fate.