At least the pipes are sturdier than their safety laws
Scooter Rider Killed After Load of Iron Pipes Falls on Him
Latest investigations have revealed inside the pipes were hidden 2 russian nuclear missiles...
That explains why the trolley driver literally disappeared. He was a russian spy...
The cold war is... BACK...
“Investigators are examining CCTV footage from the surrounding area to determine how the accident occurred. Police are also searching for the trolley driver, who reportedly left the scene after the crash.”