Classic: Man kills himself at a shooting range

He went to the Shooting and hotdogs event at the range but was told they were out of hotdogs.

cleaning glasses before commiting suicide is something new for me ngl

He was really fat

Always have clean safety glasses to shoot yourself in the head.

Was waiting for him to wet his pants

In some places on this planet he would be prepared for next winter

He was listening to see if it was jammed

Good think he didn't shoot himself in that big fat disgusting belly. Imagine that mess

Big Tiiiiiiimber comin' down!

He's fat ass all squeezed in there, easy target.

The instructor forgot to show him which way to point it

Inconsiderate fatass

He is as fat as me. But I didn't manage to kill myself. Froggy = boss.

He should have taken off his earmuffs as well, to get full enjoyment of the moment.

Another great brother has left us