The old man has a knife buried in his neck.

Guys prob more than double my age.. I get a hangnail and call in sick while on my way to an orthopedic surgeon

another backstabber getting creative

An extreme halloween costume, but the effects really work

That came insanely close to pearcing his Medulla Oblongata.. the instant lights out switch!

MH

It must be those annoying inheritance disputes again.

Yes, it’s funny, but I don’t need 19 seconds to study the injury.

It’s a hard‑knock life... at the old folks’ home.

Good they left it in