Priest Killed After Cross Falls During Livestream Mass

Watch who you call yo homie

Damn those pesky termites!

The Lord works in mysterious ways

Jesus was actually a half-assed carpenter.

is this the new conjuring film? one prìest one cup i mean cross?

where can i download this video

What are the odds that he was aligned perfectly with the cross it was definitely deserved !!

All holy trash need to die. I paused at :16 you see it practically took his head off but definitely turned his spine into popcorn. Fuck holy people will burn in hell with jesus.

themselves upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be.”
— Ecclesiastes 11:3 (KJV)

Reminds me of that old ass family guy joke about the guy guarding the pope who gets knocked out by even the slightest tap xD

Lmao ???? here cuz plagued moth

Act of God

I laughed.

Where is Jesus to protect you

This reminds me of a movie called “The Omen”

I can’t wait for his second coming ????

It was Divine Intervention.

Even Jesus thought he was a cnut

Great place to pray

Looks like he chose the wrong bullshit story.

Wtf was it made out of ?

It's just like Jesus said: "shutup!"

Pedo?

I told you....he will be back as terminator

INRI my friend. You will be replaced by another pedo

is he still alive? i mean jesus

No longer believe in Christ. I will convert to Islam. Allahu akbar!

Proof that God doesn't like those child molesting pieces of shit.

Wonderful—just hearing the melody brings to mind a potential scene featuring Damien from the 1976 film *The Omen*.
A masterful shot;
notice the priest, already preparing for his journey to the underworld—taking off his glasses to come face-to-face with the devil.

Well he definitely died doing what he loved!

Who didn't watch that one5 times in a row?

allah is the real god infidels

goes to show just how sad things can go an with no warning.

where was ur god to save u? lol get rekt !

To me it sounds like he was speaking in tongue just before dying.

jesus was cross with him.

Seems like the boss wanted to talk to him personally

It's a MIRACLE!

So he died by crucification. Just like his boss.

Ironically, he didn’t even know what killed him, he was killed by his own religion, that was religious negligence.

Jesus comes off the top turnbuckle and lays a heavy headbutt on The Preacher to win the WWE Heavyweight Championship.

"Your services are no longer needed" -God

I keep trying to tell you guys that god hates fags. This priest is clearly a faggot. Or he at least was a faggoot. God clobbered this faggot.

The Best Proof for the Absence of Spirits and Deities

.................................next time stay in the kitchen...........................................

They nailed Jesus to the cross but forgot to nail the cross to the wall..

I guess God thought he was taking too long.

he couldn't bear it

Worshipping false idiots & kiddy fiddling will def get you killed!!

Karma, Jesus never wanted to be worshiped with Idols. The biggest irony in this is the literal idol killing him.

Karma, Jesus never wanted to be worshiped with Idols.

Must have been Trumps fault, right?

Amen

What will religious people say?

Ha ha owned!!!!!

Damn, some “The Omen” type shit

It was Biden

The abused kids all over the world getting a little justice

He obviously didn't have enough faith

Sad!

That’s sum fucking divine intervention 4 real

I can't lie, I cracked up when I first saw that...lol

It's like a perfect hit. Not even movies could come up with something like this.

Oh the irony! While its tragic I can't help but chuckle over the fact he got killed by a cross in a church. Its almost poetic in a way. Schizo religiontards will somehow twist this into "god wanted him in heaven because he has a special mission or whatever" but lets be honest this is the PERFECT example of god not existing. But hey whatever helps you cope over how pointless life is and the fact theres nothing after death.

AMEN!

Would've made a great AI skit.

Never trust those who are behind you. Even if it’s the Son of God. :angelo:

It's striking how human beings have historically invented belief systems and deities to find comfort in an uncertain world. The idea that a higher power is watching over and protecting individuals often relies on faith rather than empirical evidence. Rather than relying on ancient dogmas, society would benefit greatly from moving toward scientific reasoning, humanism, and evidence based thinking. Plus I fucking hate muslims

This is what happens when you insult god and his beloved Jesus.

I'm an Atheist, so I don't have to worry about this kind of shit...

Jesus christ

You know on a second look I think that .. this guy thinks that he’s all big and mighty trying and thinking that he could lead a whole society ppfftt yeah right into hell that is not heaven ….. plus how did he got a chance to grab onto the papers just when he got slammed right in time luls !!…

God works in mysterious ways. Apparently, so do church contractors

DAAAAYUM! - Jesus certainly did NOT like him (I usually merely see Ganesha act so swiftly).

Such precision.

Cameraman never dies!

the irony is crazy with this one

Where's your god now?!?!

Swing low... Sweet, cru-ci-fix...

2000 years too late

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Now that's an Act of God

Christians were frequently at war with themselves over praying to images or no images, Iconoclasm.

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

There is no circumstance under which that is not funny.

Hard stuff to watch. RIP

PRIEST: If I'm lying, may the lord himself come down and strike me.....

LORD JESUS: Hold my beer.

Unbelievable... Lmao...

He forgot to touch wood. This is what happens

I don't know what they were praying for but I guess they got their answer

It's a MIRACLE! Praise the lord!

Looks like god didn't like him. Maybe he touched some kids? Only Santa Claus knows...

That's for touching the kids. Bastard!

Cross-checking major and a game misconduct

you mock jesus???

you die !!!

It’s hilarious when you drag the video back and forth quickly. It looks like giant fly swatter whacking him again and again.

God as a hitman, killing people, as always. Anyone can be a murderer even God.

God clearly doesn't like it when people wipe their glasses halfway through a sermon...

All religious people makes me sick

Jeezus...

temu cross

God was not happy with him

"God" gives zero fucks.

Lmfao!!

Must have been the will of God

God taking out a Pedo priest?

Well that’s a sign from god if I have ever saw one ????????????

Jesus: “Sorry about that.”

Oh so that’s why they always hang one of those on top there it’s a slap stick and all a plan it isn’t , to worship the image it’s mearly a weapon and boobytrap luls !!…

its gods will, jesus knew he was fulla shit

Everyone has their own cross to bare …

Made in China and assembled in Ecuador. I wonder which is worse...

She :
Padre... Padre... Who's gonna fuck me now ?
You're the only one who didn't treat me like a hore... Please, come back...

Straight from the pages of The Omen. Satan clearly despised that bastard priest.

Good fucking riddance, if this happened to every Christian the world would be a better place.

Lmfaooo

God didn't like he was fucking all the women in the congregation...

Punishment for abusing all those lil' bōys!!!

Amén

Jesus obv hated that guy.

God works in mysterious ways. Amen

WTF

If u live by the cross, you die by the cross

Some boys are getting their little ass rested.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Lmao

That was rather comical, wasn't it?

SAD

When God speaks to you - Stay down, final warning!...

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god: @#$* I HAVE SPOKEN *$#@

Actually Godsmacked.

In the classic horror film The Omen, a bolt of lightning strikes a cross on top of the church causing it to explode and splinter into a sharp spear that falls on a priest who is standing underneath it and spears him in the neck, this is real life horror

One of the biggest ironies ever recorded.

2 possibilities:

1. There is no God, this priest was not protected by Holy Father bc it's all made up
2. There is a God, and this priest got taken out by Jesus for touching those kiddos

Trust Fall!

Literally smitten

I wonder how many kids he fiddled with to get the wrath of god. Karma fucked him.

Get the hint, pedo-bitch..!!

Jesus himself came down from the cross and personally dealt with him...

If Jesus did that, this proves there is a God...