Philippine "Genius" Elders Turn Land Dispute Into Double Suicide Pact

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Leave it to the Philippines to solve a simple land argument by having two grown men compete in a breath-holding contest underwater like it's some Olympic-level stupidity. The so-called wise elders thought this was better than knives, so both idiots submerged themselves for a full ten minutes until their brains basically liquefied. Now they're both dead, the land dispute is magically "solved," and the village gets to enjoy yet another shining example of why certain traditions belong in the trash bin of human history. In a country famous for creative ways to die, this one truly takes the cake for peak evolutionary failure.

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0 +1 Bonckey 2 weeks ago

Be we are gonna see a lot more of this with all those phone's.

0 +1 drhazihawass 3 weeks ago

How anyone there makes it to reproductive age???

1 +1 crapola 3 weeks ago

They cant be geniuses when they they sell their daughters and wives off to become hookers and bar sex slaves. They have no shame while they proclaim to be catholics.

3 +1 ultrataco 3 weeks ago

So they had a "who drowned last" contest cause I'm pretty sure everyone knew what that shaking meant and still didn't help :sideways:

10 +1 RonaldDrump 3 weeks ago

So who gets the land now? The Genius Elder?

3 +1 bitchcunt666 3 weeks ago

next time hire a land surveyor

10 +1 SlaveDriver 3 weeks ago

seems, the problem has been solved.

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1 +1 RamonMoreno 3 weeks ago

Philippines under USA control since ever. Put the blame where it goes

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3 +1 PregnantMary 3 weeks ago

10 minutes but the video is only 1.58

12 +1 THETOTALGUY 3 weeks ago

Hahaha! Problem solved. Now Land belongs to the smart donkey in the backyard :woot:

0 +1 Sneaky-Snake 3 weeks ago

@THETOTALGUY
HA HA HA :woot:

6 +1 doc978 3 weeks ago

What a couple of fucking Trumps.

2 +1 THETOTALGUY 3 weeks ago

@doc978 Basically

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1 +1 RamonMoreno 3 weeks ago

@THETOTALGUY Bigly

1 +1 THETOTALGUY 3 weeks ago

@RamonMoreno Yup! The orange rapist they elected has his very own language

4 +1 PineappleBurger 3 weeks ago

An innovative bet?, who can die first. Jesus, I wonder what fucking moron thought that this was a great idea,

8 +1 Youngblood 3 weeks ago

It's a pilipipipino

15 +1 ATLXPLORE24 3 weeks ago

Smart elders... now there's finally peace and quiet restored yet once again.

8 +1 ArkStowaway 3 weeks ago

You have to be shitting me, best 2 out of 3.

7 +1 Aneuman 3 weeks ago

But which one drowned first?

2 +1 FunnyFrogg 3 weeks ago

@Aneuman just a guy in my video game. Nobody in the real world died.

6 +1 Sneaky-Snake 3 weeks ago

Don't you get it ? They proved it's their land...

9 +1 Sneaky-Snake 3 weeks ago

Nature's funny way of getting rid of stupid people...

2 +1 FunnyFrogg 3 weeks ago

@Sneaky-Snake Bangladesh is mightier than the USA.

10 +1 Sneaky-Snake 3 weeks ago

If you think twice, the elders, actually were smart.
How you make two idiots to shut the fuck up and not to commit any crimes in the community ?
If they willingly drown themselves, the land dispute is solved and no one goes to prision for murder. Case closed.