I didn't know idiots could splint into two.
Two Drunk Men Missing After Being Swept Away By Sea Waves
Kinda impressive when people make it that far in life with no sense of danger.
Next time, you can just omit the word “drunk” and simply write “two Russian men went swimming.”
You are welcome
Black Sea Vacation
Off-Peak Benefits — Visiting in May or September offers milder weather and fewer crowds, ideal for a more relaxed experience. October is not recommended, Comrades.
Pedoruzzia doesn't deserve to be nuked. It has to be "bombed" with bottles with vodka on a parachutes! Dirty katsaps will kill 50% of their own population in just 1 day.