Surfer Is A Shark Attack Survivor In Pernambuco, Brasil

He'll have one story to tell ell his buddues

Sharks don't like the shitty taste!

Roll him in the sand.. I hear it's good for wound healing..

The shark most likely took a bite of its prey and realised it didn’t have much meat on it, just bones, which is why it discarded him. If it had been a fat one, it would have devoured him completely.

A survivor?!?...what's left of the poor guy!

CJNG Shark

The easiest way to not get eaten by a shark is to "stay the fuck out" of its fridge...

Sure as hell ain't China, people actually give a shite and are helping...

doesnt look that bad pussy... serves him right

They will save him and he will speed on his motorbike and get killed. Hopefully they will leave the sharks alone.

Brazil...

Why does he keep shouting hello?

Dude is lucky he isn’t hanging five.

If he was not in shock from the attack, he sure as shit is from being carried by that mutilated leg.

Can someone throw the stupid cameraman in for the shark

Walk it off

He saw a flipper in the water and went to swim with the 'Dolphins' ...