Say goodbye to walking

If he absolutely wants to become a tap dancer, he can take lessons but progress will be slow and the hope of having a career like Fred Astair will be slim.
Good luck.
Don't give up, man.

Goodbye to walking

Wiggle your toes... haha! - He can't do it!

Bye walking, see you next time you stroll into town

He always walked like he had a pole up his arse anyway

he can panhandle with a tin cup now

Stuff like is such a daily occurrence there it's inconsequential

If it’s India; all that was caused by the single piece of cloth on the road.