Three students went for a swim in the river, but two of them would never return

He'll be a pocong real soon!

Swimming in chemical infested toilet sewer river is bound to have consequences. But they should have survived, they brush their teeth and wash in the same river in Turdville.

why would you swim in a river that runs through a jungle?

...and the third one made it home safe and sound, in a casket. - Welcome home, buddy.

Nya-nya----nya--hahahaha

Ho had been missing for fours days, so they had to go with a quickie funeral.

Idiots shoulda learned how to swim first before going for a swim. What kind of school did they go to, that couldn't even teach them that much

They have odd math lessons in commie shitholes.