"My wife just left me. Are you ready to die bro?"
Brazil: Tourist and instructor killed in hang gliding crash
Tourists biggest mistake was trusting a shithole operator like they are experts.
Conversation while flying:
" So, how many flight hours do you have? "
" Oh, This is my first flight and you're my first client, but don't worry, I have 10 thousands hours of youtube video flight lessons watching. I know everything about it. I'm an expert... "