Now get bubba to bend him over
Don't provoke
fight, provocation, men, blow, fall, elimination, injury
They should pull his pants down and drag him into the bathroom face down over a toilet.
Might get lucky.
Here's a tip from your mean uncle for all of you: when someone disturbs your peace and quiet, and you react and take advantage, just like this guy, I authorize kicking that person in the groin and face until they leave scars, to remind them that they have to respect other people and that everyone can react.