Man Died After Falling Into Sea While Being Intoxicated

Hard as a rock.

He's sober now

He always said "I can drink like a fish" but he can't swim like one
Dumbarse

Fortunately, they got him early and took advantage of the rigor mortis to rough handle him. A floater would have been pulled apart to the horror of the crowd.

Dumb ass drunk didn't feel anything anyway

he died after he was soaked with that acid water.

He sure had a mighty drink alright...

the sea was angry that day my friends

Catch of the day.