Man Plunges from Prize Pole During Town’s Patron Saint Festivities

...he'll do anything for 10 rupees.

Someone shoulda just been honest and told his dumb ass he's no patron saint

savages

he was so looking forward to sitting on top of that pole. that would have been his ultimate thrill. he just loves poles and broom sticks.

He could have but didn't.

Why is there no sound in this video?

His qualms led to slippery palms

Also, why is this a thing in their culture?
Their ancestors could have spent time innovating but no… let’s see who the fuck can climb this as high as possible.

It’s not adding to the machismo when you’re literally clinging to pole.

I just feel sorry for Devontay buried in the sand at the bottom getting his hard-on climbed by an Indian....

That’s right, just lift him up and start shaking him around right after nasty fall. If his neck wasn’t broke before it is now. Idiots.

NOW..
For my final performance I will somersault with clean execution on my neck.
Thank you goodnight

100% fail

He wasn’t famous for his overly developed cranial muscles.

That drone operator had one fucking job.