Accidental Accelerator Slip Kills A Security Guard

Stupid Colombians, they don't even know how to drive properly... they only know the drug trade and contract killings.

Murder! Guilty

The village idiots trying to save this poor wretch. Colombians are worthless; I used to backscuttle a bitch from Medellin.. sexy, but fucking worthless. If it weren't for shithole cuntries the YNC would be fucking hopeless!

Never Forget Gategate

Too stupid to realize the gate won't protect jack shit.
I'll just stand right here while they drive at me.
A real fuckin hero who died in the line of duty.
So brave

That driver ought to be executed for stupidity for that is the greatest crime of all

what an impatient cunt, bloke was right there to let him in

Why was he even walking up to the gate?

Probably an automatic car with two fucking pedals. Yes, I understand it can be difficult when your parents are siblings.

just replace him with another juan

that car has no brakes

Anybody know what he slipped on?

Security guard’s only job is to observe and report. What the fuck is he doing under the car.

You heard the woman at the start? She saw my master cock

Technically he stopped the car. Technically..

That was an accident, really??? Stop lying