Dude Critically Injured After Tree Branch Hook Snaps During 10-Meter River Jump Attem

SOLID… SOLID AS A ROCK ????

Hey girls look at me. Straight onto the rocks. Beautiful.

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Bro believed that he was Tarzan

I actually laughed out loud

Sometimes, gravity just ain't your friend.

stupid guy

You've learned a lesson now.

Guy's too stupid to know when his luck runs out and the branch breaks.
If he had let go earlier he'd be fine. Critical dipshit

lost a limb

The tree said "Let go, muthafucka!"

That tree decided to troll the idiot for damaging it. Those rocks were in on the plot too we think

Just leave him. Feed the fish.

Thats what happens when you buy safety gear from Temu, owned by trusting cheap and china.

You dopey lil shit..

Bye bye hollidays

If he had let go, he would not have hit the rocks dumbahhh

muppet.

He lost both testicles.

Swinging in the upper branches, its in the genes

good stuff

Must have took them a while to pop his kneecaps out of his lungs.

Hahaha! Those rocks fucked him up

Swung on diarrhea

Another "I do everything for clicks" victim hehehe