Mangled Man Convulses in Agonizing Pain, Covered in Machete Wounds and Filthy Mud

I don't want his cigarette "I want his life" uncle is a sour cunt he kept up the fight to survive i give em that..

When a dude has a machete - Run!

Play "Light my Fire" on his funeral, the extended version

Next time your uncle asks for a light don't insist he says please.

The mud wasn't filthy until he wallowed around in it

Never bring a machete to a machete fight. Bring a firearm instead.

Poor guy. But that's life.

Good one less flip flop gangster!!!

Another death from wearing those ridiculous flip-flops.

Sliculated

Worst Marlboro ad EVER...

"....in the mud and the blood and the beer".

He's gonna die in the same shit ditch he was conceived and born in

Slipped on and into diarrhea

He’s definitely fucked up and non refundable

Fuck Trump, he turns America into another Russia. Fight back!

At least he's not in pain.

That mud will health his wounds..that's what I would tell him before he dies like a dog