Female Worker Shredded By Wood Chipper

Gosh I would’ve watched

Aftermath

Thats fucking awesome

I would of ran away too.

Feet first, perfect way for the bitch to die.

Chip chip cheerio!

This could quite possibly be the best batch of mulch ever created

This could only happen in a communist worker's paradise like Vietnam where ironically Trade Unions are banned.

Woodpecker said "That's a nice piece of ash!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Jesus Christ. Practically every health and safety rule broken. No flat and level surface to stand on, not clear of trip hazards, standing on a freaking conveyor belt that delivers straight into the maw of death, and no emergency stop button. Either that or the other lady ran off to find a man to press the emergency stop button.

Her fanny will be out of order.

Chunky salsa flying everywhere! Her co-worker is completely useless and deserves some syphilis nuts rubbed all over her chin.

One of the most important jobs of a woodchuck chipper is to not to become a woodchuck chip yourself.

Slowly but surely swallowed up, like the movie Jaws.

Free Tibet, dirty chinese!

Shredded pork taco

woman (sips coffee)

did she died?

that's certainly one way to quit your job

Thanks Darwin. How can you be so stupid as to fall into a wood chipper and how do you not know to push the red button.

she handled that quite well - very chipper.

LOL

If you are planning to go into a wood chipper, always go head first

LOL

It's strange that the emergency stop button didn’t work, if it was there.

Wrong type of clothes to work in

Safety first !

quick find her pussy

That's exactly how natural selection works these days. Back in the days, the weak got sorted out ... today the stupid ones.

Typical woman, pal. She'll do anything to get out of work

They took it well. She loves her job, it seems.

Dammit the video stopped before the best part

If you look really closely, you can actually see "Darwin Award Industries" written on the side of the woodchipper, FFS, WHAT A CLUELESS FUCKING IDIOT!!!

She put that bitch in that spot on purpose. I hear it was her husbands mistress

Should've stayed in the kitchen

I can’t feel sorry for people who eat dogs

Haha they set up the camera knowing something really funny would happen

How many women got shredded by a wood-chipper while cooking a meal in the kitchen ? None. Know your place, ladies.

Women… Sad!!
How about safety!??

like when the boogeyman ate my sister

Only a twisted, jerk of aan would put two women in charge of using a woodchipper. I'm surprised both didn't get chopped up

There's DEI for ya

Nom nom nom feed me

I guess this means she won’t be making any sandwiches today?

why she not scream while being eaten alive?

What could go wrong two women working with a machine neither know how to work it or turn off, should have stayed in the kitchen

That's an OSHA violation right there.

safety protocol level: trumps usa

After this, it would be best to request a leave of absence from work for a few days.

What a painful dead

That's right, put women do hard work they're evidently incapable of doing efficiently, let them do the most risky things like stepping on moving wood right at the feeder of a dangerous chipper machine, and don't teach them how to do the most common-sense thing like how to turn the machine off in an emergency and instead try to pull out the co-worker themselves, putting their own life at risk, and then leave her to her fate and go running around in circles while yelling like crazy.

Machines without a fail-safe button are the best; they simply don't recognize a human being who adheres to Darwinism.

I feel bad for both of them. It must have been a terrifying and painful death. The coworker unable to help is also traumatized. If they had an emergency stop they could have saved her life but her legs would be gone.

Lol @ women

Achtung

It still remains a question: Did they find the killswitch, or not?

more women should do that

Aaaaaaand she's gone...

She got a litt.e behind in her work

Waiting for aftermath part two?

why the fuck is she standing right up on the shredder part....STUPID!!!!!

She was feeling a bit chipper that day.
The other girl should have kicked her in the head to clear it so they would not lose money.
Definitely a 2girl job. One to chip and one to daly. Plus that helps to sharpen the teeth.

Just stand on the conveyor belt guys - you’ll be fine!

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No blood spray? Lame

should learn the location of the off switch first.

Stupid bitch destroyed the chipper.

Miss Nguyen was unlucky

Female woodworker? xD the only wood they can handle is the cooking spoon

Trump fucking fired! I am working against the pro Trump mainstream propaganda media by sending you this messeage! Trump fucking fired!

“Currently, authorities in Luc Son Commune and Bac Ninh Province are conducting an investigation to clarify the exact cause of this tragic workplace accident.”

You have to be shitting me.

Street tacos on sale today

Hahaha And best part was her useless coworker simply left for her lunch break

It's a shame, there's no aftermath

Haha

End up with a bloody load of chips ⚰

Slipped on Vietnamese diarrhea

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high IQ

It's like a horror movie.

Fat cow got chipped and now she’s in hell maybe

SAD

She was in a chipper mood and looking forward to having a good day in the shithole country with shithole machinery. Biggest mistake in life is putting all your chips in one basket.

On a positive note - rumour says she made the best bag of fire starters because of her greasy hair