Spreading Bangladeshi Style

It wasn't the first time he'd spread his legs.

Jean Claude Van Dam, the Bollywood version

I dont mind having my legs split far and wide but ummmm this prick wants all the glory.

Bangladesh split

There is a chunk of meat next to his leg, I wonder what that is.. looks like steak ????

IPhony_Fag wants to know the address

If he makes it, they'll have to attach his body on a big wheel so he can move around.

Perfect flat straight road. check.
No traffic. check.
Daylight. check.
Dumbfucks on bikes. checkmate

Ah, fuck. They deleted the part where they close his legs and his head pops up.

Oh, I know that hieroglyph! It reads: Not even the mighty scarab is capable of rolling up such a large scoop of flattened shit.

If anyones wondering what that stinky was.. Now u know

All the Bangalore faggots are waiting in line to fornicate that mother fucker who is wide spread