Farmers Caught A Thief And Chopped Both His Palms Off

The only lesson he learned was now how to use his mouth and feet to steal

Will someone please give him a hand

Well now he can never be a productive member of society, increasing the burden on his family, possibly creating more crimes, more cut off hands, and the cycle continues.
Hope they keep the cameras ready!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your ha... uh never mind pal.

He probably hasn't learned anything yet.

Wouldn’t be expecting any micro-surgery in that shithole.

Reports say he secretly left the hospital during the night and that a lot of medical equipment mysteriously went missing the next day.

...including two plastic bags containing chopped human hands.

Doc: 'Raise your hand if you feel any numbness in your fingers'

"You are doing great -fistbump-.. Oww.."

Nice handbag at 1:15

Both of his hands were cut off, he's not crying, but does the injection hurt?

Good job

Who needs hands anyway

Oooo I’ll try again

Curse Of The Totally Equal In Every Aspect Imaginable Paw

Time to find a new line of work fucker. At least he can bottle his hands and keep as a souvenir

In a bag? That surprised me, I usually keep my hands in my pockets.

He better learn how to clean his ass with his feet or hell be fucked.

No more bbc for him.

Sad ... bcuz we didn't saw the seperation of his arms

Look on the bright side, he's never going to need gloves

It's Uganda knuckles brother he doesn't know dae wae

will he ever jerk off again?