Family Dinner Interrupted By Intoxicated Driver

Why on the street and not in the yard, in the garden, on the veranda, on the balcony?

LOL that's just beautiful

The fact that they all stayed & sat in the same place that they were just ran over in , instead of moving away from the street, is the saying stupid is as stupid does

DoorDash™'s quality of service has been going downhill lately.

Who could eat when surrounded by turds on the street anyway? The car probably slipped on dirreah anyway

Rude bastard. But who the fuck has dinner by a main road?

can't spell accident without dent

The Cousin Who Was Never Invited

Probably best not to have your family gatherings right next to the road...

Never dine out on the highway

Eat it inside the house, you idiot.

Now that's what I call crashing a party

Driver's name was Dum Phuk, apparently.

Zoom-zoom, motherfuckers.