There was no way he could win.
Baseball Season Is Over For Him
Swing batter batter. Get me that dominican on a plane to new york, pronto. I just signed him up to the little leagues. Print him a birth certificate that states that he's 12yo.
Hopefully it knocked the shit smell out of him and he woke up with some brains.
Could have been more interesting with the other guy getting down. That large toothpick (splinter maybe) in his mouth just asked to be pierced through the back of his throat, scratching his brain.
Hahahahaha! Lesson here, make sure your stick is bigger than your enemies.. (And that stick too)